Lawful Baker Gifts

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

A heart shaped cake

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Boy baking a cake.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Mary Berry

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

What's Really In A Penguin?