Cake Outlaw Gifts

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A dog at the bakery.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Running Latte

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Baking

Boy baking a cake.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

My comfort zone

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Bored Baker

Dogs and Cake

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

Here's one I made earlier.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."