Law Of Motion Lover Pillows

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

"#notguilty."

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Upholding the Law

Clarence Thomas

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

EU - Constitution

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'