Law Of Motion Lover Prints

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Arrogant junior barrister

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Upholding the Law

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Policing the Police

Clarence Thomas

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

EU - Constitution