Law Firm Fanatic Pillows

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."