Law Fan Prints

I hear your fees are very reasonable...

Trial by Media

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Not guilty?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"