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'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

"I couldn't find any rule violations or vehicle defects. Therefore you get a ticket for frustrating a police officer."

'Call for back-up.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Early Profiling

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Boy caught by a policeman

No Parking.

Scotland Yard

'Police Navidad!'

Drunk police officer

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Police Training School.

'You must be new on the force.'