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'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Scars and Bars

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Mobsters at the Beach

Racial Profiling

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Family traits.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Paper or plastic?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'