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Policeman searching internet for young, black criminal.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."