Law Enforcement Trainer Pillows

Remedial SWAT team training.

'I think the superintendent is taking this intensive police training a bit too far, Bert!'

Police Training School.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

"It's not like we're trained to racially profile."

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

When Engineers Crack.

Minority Report

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"I spy with my little eye…"

Slow Night

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

A Little Extra

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Totalitarian Humour

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."