Law Enforcement Issues Prints

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Careful! He knows computers."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Slow Night

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."