Discussions On Law Enforcement Prints

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Paper or plastic?"

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.