Law And Order Joker Prints

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Joust Sharpener

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Repeat after me..."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Adult Absence Notes.

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

'I got 10 years and my lawyer got 15!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'