Law And Legal Issues Pillows

Jeff Sessions and legal marijuana

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Bailiff."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"They're class action figures."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

Justice

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'