Lavish Leash Holder T-Shirts

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'I and my Blog'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Morning!"

Dog.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

'Beware of Dogs.'