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'I and my Blog'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Humans are strange."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'I'm in the lead!'

"When is it my turn?"

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'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Dog.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

God's dog

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