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'I and my Blog'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Humans are strange."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"When is it my turn?"

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'I'm in the lead!'

Dog.

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"Airedale, what's yours?"

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

I think she's a control freak.

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

'Beware of Dogs.'

God's dog