Laughter Therapy Seeker Prints

"We'd like you to take early retirement, retroactive to the day you started working here."

"You said you wanted to speak to your loyal subjects!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Pet a Puppy

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'I hate all holidays!'

Turmoil change.