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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Sat Nav: 'You will be sat down all day long...and all day tomorrow...and...'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

Job Safety - Lunch.

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

'And now a moment of silence so that we may never forget the tragic events of March 31st. . . when we ran out of napkins on sloppy Joe Day.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'