Laughing In The Snow Prints

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Snowmans Revenge

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'You really need to get some balls.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.