Laughable Politician Moments Fan Gifts

2019 Debate: "I'd like to begin by calling my opponent a babbling idiot!"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Sire, they also want dental."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"So we have met before..."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Just Figureheads.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'