Laugh Track Fan Prints

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Edvard Grieg

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Dog has In and Out Flaps on Desk.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'It's for you.'

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Marty Feldman

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Precious comedy writers.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Are we having fun yet...'

Feedback Card: How was your death?

Triple Jumper.

The Unsportables: Shot Put

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race