Latke Lover Pillows

Night of the Latkes

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Devi's brew?"

Coffee shop

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

National Coffee Day

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Running Latte

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'You've had enough.'

The Dandy

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Baking

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'