Latin Pop Pillows

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.