Latin Music Lover Gifts

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

Chano Pozo,

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Carpe diem

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Arturo Sandoval

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

Leo Brouwer

Benny More

Wordplay: Verbs.

Monstrosa Impressus

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'