Latin Food Gifts

"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"

'The Burrito King.'

Chano Pozo,

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Tzatzikicicle

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Carpe diem

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Arturo Sandoval

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

Benny More

Wordplay: Verbs.

I made Guacamole.

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

Venezuela

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.