Lateness Laugher Mugs

"Wait!"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

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'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"I don't care how it's pronounced, I want it."

"I take it the defense rests."

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B

Carpet cleaning

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

Train Arrivals

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"In search of America's laziest man..."

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'Who's there?'

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."