Late Nights Pillows

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Well, if you've been out all night playing poker, who disturbed me at 2a.m. getting into bed?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Caption Contest TK

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Mouse shopping after hours

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I don't have to explain myself to you."

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'

Man and dog both have leashes.

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

The late bird orders a take away.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."