Late Night Tv Lover Prints

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

"You know what 'early to bed and early to rise' means, don't you, Baldo?"

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Reserved Parking

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

News Reporters.