Late Night Show Lover Prints

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

Trial by Media

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Menopause and the City

Good Morning Britain

Clownton Abbey

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Alan Davies.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Bunny TV.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Sue Perkins

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Big Brother - Final Series.

Richard Hammond.

David Letterman

Late Night TV

Dr. Phil cranks it up a notch.

Rowan Atkinson.

'Big Udder is Watching'