Late Night Tv Lover Mugs

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

"You know what 'early to bed and early to rise' means, don't you, Baldo?"

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

Menopause and the City

Young Houdini

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Reserved Parking

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

Clownton Abbey