Late Night Snacks Pillows

"I don't have to explain myself to you."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

Diet Enforcer

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.