For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
Late-night Snacker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the late-night snacker in your life? Our collection of witty and charming items captures the fun of midnight munchies. From playful mugs perfect for late-night coffee runs to cozy pillows and stylish prints, these gifts are crafted for those who love to indulge when the world sleeps. Ideal for snack lovers with a sense of humor or a taste for comfort, these products are a delightful way to toast their midnight cravings.
"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
'The students must be back then.'
I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.
The Starving Night
24 hour hot dog machine
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
'At midnight, we go over the wall.'
''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'
"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"
'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
Bedside Manna.
The downside of the cupcake bed.
'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'
"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."
"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."
Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.
'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'
'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'
Pizza and Related Searches.
"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"
Mouse shopping after hours
"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.
'You were up four times last night.'
The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.
"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
Late-night Snacker Gifts Collection
Late-night Snacker Mugs
Explore our quirky collection of late-night snacker mugs — the perfect way to keep their midnight cravings fueled with humor and style.
Late-night Snacker Pillows
Wrap up late-night snacking comfort with our soft, stylish pillows. Perfect for late-night movie marathons and snack sessions.
Late-night Snacker Prints
Brighten up their snack zone with eye-catching prints celebrating midnight munchies. Great for kitchens or cozy corners, they’re a tasty decor choice.
Late-night Snacker T-Shirts
Discover witty and comfy t-shirts for late-night snackers. Great for lounging or casual outings, these tees showcase their fun-loving snack spirit.