Late-night Rumbler Pillows

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Business News.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

Falling ratings at CBS.

Not a happy camper.

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

'The students must be back then.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

Hillbilly.

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I forgot my keys!'

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

The Starving Night

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"