Late-night Rumbler Pillows

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Business News.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'The students must be back then.'

Hillbilly.

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I forgot my keys!'

The Starving Night

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"And I'm happy to be here, Johnny."