Late-night Leaders Pillows

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Night-shift entrance

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Man reading in lamp

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Overnight Programming

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"Mother, you were right."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'