Late-night Game Watcher Pillows

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

scrabble love

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Watching the football.

Playing cards.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Jenga!!!

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

End of football season - UK

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Women's World Cup Final

After hours TV.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'You've won almost every hand, so if I were you, I'd lose a hand, just so they don't get too angry.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."