Last Wish Loyalist T-Shirts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Voter impatience.

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

Ball and Chain

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'