Large Breed Lover Pillows

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Chickenspox

'YOU try telling him!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'He's a mixed breed.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

'This can't be good.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Strong Dog

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Boxer Shorts"

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"Is your dog friendly?"