Large Animal Veterinarian Prints

Horse Play.

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Dolphin

Committee On Feline Healthcare

An inbred poodle.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'YOU try telling him!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

A Few Common Ailments

"May I keep my collar on?"

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Balding dog

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"We had him neutered,"

"Growth spurt?"

'The vet did it.'

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'