Lanterns Mugs

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Scary stuff

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punkins

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"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Year of the Rat

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"God, I hate cows."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

The Jackal Lantern

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

"So that's your resting face."

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

Horror movies for pumpkins

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

'The guy looked honest!'

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

"Oh, I'm not looking for an honest man anymore, just someone whose lies I can detect."