Language Trendsetter Gifts

United Church of OMG

"Hey, neat visuals!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

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'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Bull Pen

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'