Language Therapist Prints

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

National Dyslexia Association - sign on the door says: 'Bakc in 5 mintues'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dialogue

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"A haand gel...!?"

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.