Language Rebel Gifts

Punktuation Marks.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Cowpunk

The Threat of AI

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Reading

'Next.'

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

The oldest swinger in town.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Punk Rock

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."