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"That's Phil...he's got a simple imprecation for everything."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Danth battle?

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Inn and Outt.

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"Why do I have to be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Why can't I just be wolf who happens to identify as a sheep?"

'Is everything O.K.?'