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"That's Phil...he's got a simple imprecation for everything."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Danth battle?

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Inn and Outt.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"Did you call me Madam?"

'Is everything O.K.?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!