Language Of Politics Gifts

'I'm a Conservative trapped in a Liberal body.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Welcome to the future"

British savings accounts

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Occu-Pie Mars

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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