Language Learner Dreamer T-Shirts

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.