Language Learner Dreamer T-Shirts

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'