Lane Lurker Pillows

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Stratigraphy

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Books vs mobile phones

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Irish Bricklayer

'Are you sure 'Animal Farm' is checked out?'

The Ladder to Heaven

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'