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"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors