Landscape Dreamer Gifts

The Great Wall of France

"It has tremendous possibilities."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

Artist Painting the Road

'It is awash with colour. . . brown.'

Snow Bridge.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Gardener

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'In Love'

Raining

Nature Lovers

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Planting by the Moon.

Sheep In Curlers

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Thatched roof car.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Migrating cows.

Weeds

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Bonsai Exhibit