Landing A New Client Mugs

"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

The Rubber Ball Company

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Opening the door to new customers

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

I like you and I like your company!

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

Let's shake on it.

'Pictures of your family?'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

business lunch

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."