Opening the door to new customers
Client Catcher Mugs
Start your day with a mug that celebrates your client-catching skills. Our witty and creative mugs are perfect for entrepreneurs and salespeople who know how to close the deal—with a touch of humor and style.
Ace insurance salesman Al Grundy spends the opening day of fishing season trolling for new clients.
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
The one that got away
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
'Congratulations, you graduated.'
A Venus cow trap.
'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'
We Never Look at Prices Shop.
Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)
'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'
"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."
Don't forget to read the small print.
'Pictures of your family?'
Let's shake on it.
"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"
'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'
Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!
"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."
"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"
'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'
"I'm over here, dummy!"
"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"
'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'
'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:
Shows Bundt
'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'
"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."
'I take it, you're just starting out.'
"Sometimes, on a day like this, I can just catch the faintest smell of youth."
"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."
Fisherman.
'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''
"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."
Client Catcher Mugs Collection
Client Catcher Pillows
Add some flair with our client catcher pillows—comfortable, stylish, and a fun way to showcase your networking talent.
Client Catcher Prints
Brighten up your office with prints celebrating your client-catching skills. Stylish and inspiring—perfect for where deals are made.
Client Catcher T-Shirts
Looking for creative client catcher t-shirts? Discover designs that celebrate your networking skills with wit and style.